Who's this Guy Anyway??

It's Me!

Haiiii OMG Heeyyyy!. My name's Lettuce! I've been on the internet for a long, LONG time, and its a core part of who I am as a person. Heck, Half of my sense of humor was developed by Youtube Poops! This Site has been a dream of mine for years, and with the push for more corporate space on the internet, I figured it was time to bite the bullet and start learning HTML. (Site Generator notwithstanding lol)


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I am nonbinary and asexual, with my pronouns being He/They. If anyone has a problem with that you can screw right off! I shouldn't have to apologize for not fitting into your little boxes, because we're all wierdos at the end of the day, and if you think that's untrue, you need to reassess the world around you. "Normal" doesn't actually exist, nor will it ever actually exist.


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Born and raised in the Southwest United States, and persuing a Computer Science Degree!. I've always wanted to make video games, and I'm currently self taught in Game Design, Programming, Drawing, Music, and Cooking. So if you see a lot of my work start to flood this page, that's why. It might not be the most polished stuff in the world, but I'm learning and having fun, so who cares!


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I've also loved video games since a young age, and they've formed into a core part of my personality. Especially Nintendo and Sonic Games. Riftshot was actually born out of a fusion between The Zipcaster from Splatoon 3 and The Knuckles Stages from Sonic Adventure 2. Without them, I feel like I would be in a much darker place mentally. So no, I will not apologize for all the video game stuff on my page. I have no shame to bear.


Hi!!

With all that being said, welcome to my page! I hope you enjoy your stay, and bear with me, because I'm still learning HTML. But still! I really appreciate you stopping by!

Layout Generator Credit

I'm not familiar with HTML, so this was a godsend. Thank you!!